Hildebrandt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fido and Daisy Shorts 1]

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Listen, I don't wanna take a shit all over your animation, because you obviously invested some time and did some writing-
But seriously, add some straight genital or fecal humor, use a less annoying voice and try drawing with another tool... That's what I'd need to like it. Cheers.

OutcastLabs responds:

Although I may not be a true professional, I try my best to maintain my animation career. As of straight genital or fecal humor, I'm not sure if that's acceptable, but somehow, it ain't much of a violent kick, if you know what I mean by that.

[Mimetic part 2]

Too long.

Okay, halfway through (-or better, after a really long time of watching) it got boring, so I stopped watching...
Rating:
Decent fighting animation: 10
Ainme stuff: -3 (seriously, we have seen enough of that.)
Crappy drawing: -2 (shorten your film, improve the quality. It's that easy.)
Too fucking long: -3
Crappy walking- animation: -2

Two women beating the shit out of each other: +3 (That's just always cracking me up.)

Overall 3.

hunter1410 responds:

thanks dude, your last comment really made my day :D
all your comments are really great and i can promise you i´ll keep them in mind. I only disagree with seeing more than enough of anime. Really why everybody always think that of anime?? it´s just another style, period. It´s like saying i´ve seen enough of the american-style, or dexter´s lab-style, or the disney-style, i don´t think is fair that nobody complains of those styles but with anime i always hear the word enough, and to be honest is not fair to have enough of one style but not enough of others.

thank you for your comments.

[Hiroshima Chronicles]

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On the sixth of August, 1945, a nuclear bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, killing 90.000 people instantly.
Among them was, for some reason, a badly-drawn blond japanese school- fuck up, who miraculously owned a nokia- cell phone. He never got to fuck.
I am deeply touched.

(Don't take this too hard XD I just recently read an article about the topic and this is just... well... er... a comedy.)

TheKekeMaster responds:

Yeah.. well.. the story continues, it doesn't end just like that :)
About Nokia, this is a modern version of Hiroshima

[The Legend of Zelda CP]

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Usually, a bad mofo as I am, I would tear this to shreds, but your style of drawing has got something naive, maybe a little cheesy about it... which I like. Minus two points for pop-culture reference. Zelda... seriously. Nothing fresh nowhere...
Still, I am curious about your movie.

ZeldaCP responds:

I'm not good with a stylus on bamboo board sorry , but if the cheesiness gets to you then ok ^-^

[Class Project - SS]

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People, watch this on youtube.
Please stop raping something cool with crappy animation.

soccerstars responds:

If i find out where you live i will pull the living daylight out of you. >:C

[Dr WhoM: Title Sequence]

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Why not first make something with any CONTENT?!

KazMazter responds:

And why not actually give feedback on what has been submitted instead of moaning about the fact that a full episode hasn't been made already?

It's always a good idea to draw in some attention and pique peoples interests before spending weeks working on something that could be completely overlooked otherwise.

[Dual Arms Verbatim Part 1]

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Okay,
I know- if you wanna build a story it takes time, and the longer your animation gets, the less fluid and detailed it gets...
But this is just kinda painful to watch.
Do something shorter, make your point.
Cheers
H.

RPGsrok responds:

Noted. Thanks for remaining civilized in your review.

[Adventures of St. Patrick]

Affengeil

Affengeil... :D
Besonders die Schlusssequenz von einem Zug... der... naja...
Sehr plakativ.
I AM GOD!

Kottbullar responds:

Yes you are
Danke für die Review^^

[One Quiet Winter Night]

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I fucking love you man.
Just great. Unique style.

Esn responds:

Thanks! I guess you may not have expected this from someone who was excited about the pixel tool you used, huh? :) This is only one of the styles I like, though. It's just the only one I've made a film in so far.

[Dante Loube - Ep. 1]

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Okay, you put some effort in this and I don't think that you suck at animating and have quite some potential,
but DUDE! What's up with the crying? I don't think that System of a Down intended to make a song about a high school kid with a deformed head trying to blow up school because it got dumped...
Okay, that's just my opinion. I generally don't get why everything needs to contain pop culture references. Why not make something new, why does it have to look like some bad japanese cartoon series...? This is not personally against you, it generally disturbs me a little.
Keep working on your Flash films, I think some FBF animation was done quite well.

TFEInSaNiTy responds:

thanks for the constructive criticism, i see exactly what you're talking about. the video actually wasn't supposed to have the whole beginning portion actually thats why the drawings and artwork seems kind of done without much care, where he's in the school is where i concentrated the most as you can tell Dante has alot more detail on him and has more of a facial expression as opposed to the hair covering his face. i guess you can say this episode is really more of a trailer than an actual episode but there will be better episodes, i'll definitelly keep what you said in mind though, thanks for the feedback and i'll be sure to keep it in mind for episode 2, again, thanks.