Hildebrandt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Earth quake]

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since you are a girl and probably pretty young and still mentally developing, I shall not rip on this. still, less shaking would make it easier to watch.

[Hiroshima Chronicles]

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On the sixth of August, 1945, a nuclear bomb was dropped on Hiroshima, killing 90.000 people instantly.
Among them was, for some reason, a badly-drawn blond japanese school- fuck up, who miraculously owned a nokia- cell phone. He never got to fuck.
I am deeply touched.

(Don't take this too hard XD I just recently read an article about the topic and this is just... well... er... a comedy.)

TheKekeMaster responds:

Yeah.. well.. the story continues, it doesn't end just like that :)
About Nokia, this is a modern version of Hiroshima

[The Legend of Zelda CP]

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Usually, a bad mofo as I am, I would tear this to shreds, but your style of drawing has got something naive, maybe a little cheesy about it... which I like. Minus two points for pop-culture reference. Zelda... seriously. Nothing fresh nowhere...
Still, I am curious about your movie.

ZeldaCP responds:

I'm not good with a stylus on bamboo board sorry , but if the cheesiness gets to you then ok ^-^

[Class Project - SS]

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People, watch this on youtube.
Please stop raping something cool with crappy animation.

soccerstars responds:

If i find out where you live i will pull the living daylight out of you. >:C

[Vending Machine and Me]

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You did well :) Cool animation.

[Cyberen in: The Finale]

Speechless.

This is so god-damn awesome, it's animated with very much detail- and it brings up a serious problem...
How many poor virgin boys waste their youth flooding this blossoming portal for fresh art with CRAP?
Good job, good job indeed.

[Dr WhoM: Title Sequence]

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Why not first make something with any CONTENT?!

KazMazter responds:

And why not actually give feedback on what has been submitted instead of moaning about the fact that a full episode hasn't been made already?

It's always a good idea to draw in some attention and pique peoples interests before spending weeks working on something that could be completely overlooked otherwise.

[RUSH.]

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Why in the holy name of fuck does this only have 3.9 yet?
-Best Cartoon I watched lately here, great style.

[Dual Arms Verbatim Part 1]

urf

Okay,
I know- if you wanna build a story it takes time, and the longer your animation gets, the less fluid and detailed it gets...
But this is just kinda painful to watch.
Do something shorter, make your point.
Cheers
H.

RPGsrok responds:

Noted. Thanks for remaining civilized in your review.

[Mortal Kombat: TEOME]

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If you use graphics out of a game, at least try to do some decent animation...
Sry, too slow for my taste.